The Submissions
“We PAR, so there for we are
PARby Sandi
Calculating units that are near and far
Sometimes it works out
Other times we shout
Why can't the units be right on this PAR?”
“Walk through barren aisles, so creepy
COVIDby Adam
Zombie-like, dejected and sleepy
Where should I go next?
I'll send wifey a text
Where could I possibly find some more T.P.?”
“Why is it such a hard task,
Masksby Annette
to put on a simple face mask?
Protecting your face,
Is not a disgrace
So please can you do what your asked?”
“Weatherman says it will snow
Snowby Adam
Three? Four? Five feet … we just do not know
Since we can't go to ski
I'll just warm up some tea
Let the kids brain rot playing Nintendo”
“Savii is acting up
Saviiby Tracy
I say your times sup
Steph please call
I’ve hit a brick wall
I’m going to go refill my cup”
“My brain can get pretty thinky
Thinkyby Adam
My teeth absently chew on my pinky
This fancy conceit
As I spin in my seat
Should I fall back to using a binky?”
“I could really use more sleep
Counting Sheep at Bedtimeby Robert
it has been no help counting sheep
just lying there in bed
so many thoughts in my head
until my alarm starts to beep”
“We work hard at PASCO
Lunchby Mary B.
Some days are a fiasco
So we go to lunch
and munch and crunch
And use LOTS of Tabasco!!”
“Auditing is my knack
Auditingby Becky
Of detail I do not lack
If it’s proofing you need
You know I’ll succeed
It’s no errors that I want back”
“AOI folks used to drive in to Dover
Cloverby Adam
During COVID, the whole team moved over
When we meet face to face
And all share the same space
My wish'll come true from this clover 🍀”
“Oh how I miss the hustle and bustle
Remote Workby Jason
Of connecting on ideas with a bit of tussle
Alas, all is not lost
Virtual meetings at no cost
Teamwork rebounds thanks to digital muscle”
“Of all the things
Flying at the Parkby Jamie
I like the swings
Way up in the sky
I can almost fly
It’s as if I have wings”
“I once drove from work in my car
Beer after workby Patrick
Often made time to stop at the bar
Travel far no more
Just open my door
And have my pint straight from a jar”
“I joined a new company and team
Good Workby Patrick
O what a delight it does seem
Great mission to mind
Awesome people to find
No doubt I am living the dream!”
“I work at a desk in my bedroom
Zoom Roomby Robyn
Mixing personal and professional while on Zoom
I’ll tell you you’re on mute
If you don’t refute
That soon normal life will resume”
“They keep saying wash your hands
Enough with COVIDby Denise
Tired of all of the demands
It’s time for a vacation
With sparse population
Dreaming of the beautiful lands”
“New clients abound in the funnel
Little Runnelby Christine
More downpour than small little runnel
Growing our team
We're picking up steam
There's light at the end of the tunnel!”
“The numbers I count
Numbersby Jamie
To get the right amount
The formulas aren’t complete
I have to hit delete
Now to do a recount”
“There once was a lass named Carol
Carolby Damian
Who drank orange soda by the barrel
Atop of a blanket
She drank and she drank it
Of iced tea she thought it unsterile”
“There once was a young man from Memphis
Memphisby Damian
Who wasn’t the least bit pretentious
He rolled around
With his cute little hound
And at his job he was quite conscientious”
“Shouting out a Friday Cheer
Fridayby Annette
To all of those who want to hear
The work week is almost done
It’s time to have some fun
And chill out with our loved ones so dear”
“There once was a mystic named Layne
Layneby Damian
Whose know-how was relatively arcane
With his beard all in knots
He guided the DOTS
And his manner was always urbane”
“Let's "slainte" to our friend Damian
Damianby Christine
Whose background is very bohemian
He's never on mute
And his pup's super cute
Of care and smiles he's not alien”
“There is a limerick contest
Stressby Robert
Where everyone wants to be the best
They're running out of time
To make up a good rhyme
Leaving them all quite stressed”
“Oh to win a banana saver
Banana saverby Danielle M.
To protect all of its flavor
Something so sweet
For this nice little treat
Would be a really big favor”
“There once were some Nurses at PASCO
Nursesby Tammy
They mostly refrained from tobacco
They got some rest
They did their best
They found themselves unstoppable”
“There was a banana without a keeper
Banana Breadby Tammy
He was getting several bruised features
She had it in her head
To make banana bread
He finally had to face the beaters”
“Annette’s rhyme made me want a beer
Annette's rhymeby Stacy
Where do I go from here
I don’t want to be home
Instead in a fishing dome
When I catch the big one, I’ll cheer”
“The weekend is near
Superpowerby Kara
Stacy wants a beer
We still have a few more hours
We are wrapping up with our superpowers
I can’t wait to cheer!”
“My son’s out picking up dog doo
Dog Dooby Stacy
Wishing he were through
He wants to work on leather
No break from the weather
He made his dog jump with a boo”
“At PASCO we have the best staff
PASCO Staffby Danielle M.
With whom we always can laugh
We go out of our way
To make a great day
And do good on each other’s behalf”
“We are part of your community
PASAby Kara
We can team together beautifully
PASCO provides care within your casa
If you didn’t know we are also a PASA
We Strive for Unity”
“Each week on the second workday
Second Workdayby Cherie
Is by far my most favorite I must say
Carrying a neat pile…
Knock, Knock to that smile
Chit chat and trade, then off I drive away”
“There once was a girl from Peru
Lost Shoeby Jess
Who slept peacefully in her canoe
The waves made her shake
Like she was in a quake
Then she woke up to a lost shoe”
“There once was a very tough year
Mute to Toot!by Tammy
We all still had to appear
When you need to TOOT
Be sure to mute
You wouldn’t want anyone to hear!”
“I order my grandson lunch online
Jimmy Johnsby Sandi
If he would only eat leftovers we'd be fine
The idea makes him complain
I suddenly have a head full of pain
Jimmy John's is here and at last he dines”
“What a sunny Friday
Work Day Doneby Mike K
Maybe the day will go my way
Work day done
Time to run
Or in the office I will stay”
“The year 2020 was a bust.
TV & Moviesby Leslee
A better ‘21 is a must.
I’m done with TV.
I’m done with movies.
I need to get out to readjust.”
